1960 Mercedes Benz & Ancient Age Bourbon Magazine Ad - Too Weird When You Read It!

This really odd magazine ad was published in 1960 by Ancient Age Bourbon looking for ideas to get more pleasure, safety and comfort out of your sports and imported car.  They actually ran this contest that would pay $25 to the 10 best tips.. did the marketing dude have an import he didn't know how to work on?  Really, they didn't offer a very big price, and the examples of the tips they gave are kind of funny!  Read the ad you will see what I mean.